Nationality
Date of Birth	7 January 1981
Place of Birth	The London Borough of Bexley
Nicknames	Narcopletic
Preferred Positions	Central Midfield/Full Back
Favourite Team	Roman's Blue Army (Chelsea)
Favourite Drink	Cuba Libre
Favourite Song	Robson & Jerome sing the Mambo Classics

Manager Notes: The James Richardson lookalike is another versatile member of The Numbers. Matt can play anwhere in defence or midfield, but this season has impressed in the centre of the park. Matt can often be found wearing a cardigan, propping up a bar in town - but beware - he is a liability when drunk!